coming soon: The Plump Nurse From Hooter Hospital

I don't think there's really ever been a girl like Bunny De La Cruz. Her measurements don't quite do justice to what she looks like. The numbers say 44-35-45 with JJ-cup tits. What the numbers don't say is that those tits are real and firm and perfectly creamy. They don't say that she has an ass that BootyLicious magazine readers would love: a giant, round bottom that curves sharply out from her waist and shelves hard-oningly. Did I just make up that word? Yes, I did. Hard-oningly. Bunny inspired it.

Then there's her face, which is that of a California girl with her blonde hair and green eyes. And her pussy. Did I mention her pussy? It's puffy and always shaved because Bunny has a tattoo of a rainbow above her pussy.

"It's cleaner and better looking," Bunny told us. "And since I have a tattoo down there, hair would get in the way."

I think I once read that another reason Bunny shaves her pussy is because she's so full and voluptuous, we wouldn't be able to see the cock going in and… Read More »